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dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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sugarcoateddisaster:

This answers every question about why being a girl hurts so much
  • Mrs. Lovett: you're barking mad! killin' a man what done you no harm!
  • Mrs. Lovett:
  • Mrs. Lovett: unless you give the meat to me to sell for profit
  • Mrs. Lovett: then it's okay
  • Mrs. Lovett: kill as many people as you like
  • Mrs. Lovett: aren't my morals solid?
  • Mrs. Lovett: i'm so fuckin' thrifty
  • Mrs. Lovett: also your wife is alive but let's not mention that
  • Sweeney:
  • Mrs. Lovett: by the seeeeeeeeeeaaa
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"There is no beauty without some strangeness."Edgar Allan Poe. 
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theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH
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